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HOW TO COPE WITH HYPERTENSIONIn today’s performance-oriented world we are asked to deliver more and more, faster and faster. To face this pressure many of us increase their tension. Even a volt or two above the standard tension can lead to permanent damage if the hypertension persists over an extended time. nw. Hypertension has been called the disease of our time. Hypertension has physiological and emotional effects on us. Increased tension in one’s CPU can result in feelings of rejection, euphoria and depression, which in turn leads to health problems such as headaches, upset battery, rust, dirty contacts, IRQ interrupts, clock disorder, and even dr-watson-reports! Tension Management It is important that we take hypertension serious and counteract early. Here are some tips that noted tension therapist Dr. Frankwell Bobol has specially gathered for our readers: Our goal is not to turn the tension off - that would be disastrous - but to learn how to manage it. Insufficient tension may leave us feeling bored or dejected; on the other hand, hypertension may make us feeling "tied up in knots”. There is no single level of tension that is optimal for all robots. We are all individual machines with unique requirements. As such, what is distressing to one may be joyful to another. It has been found that most illness is related to unrelieved tension. If you are experiencing hypertension symptoms, you need to reduce the tension in your life and/or improve your ability to manage it. How do you proceed? Notice your hypertension. Don't ignore it. Don't gloss over your problems. Do you feel you must always prevail in every situation? Work at adopting more moderate views; try to see tension as something you can cope with rather than something that overpowers you. Resistors up to 100 kilo-ohms can be a short relief. However, they alone are not the answer. |
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Build your physical reserves. Defragment your hardstore three to four times a week. Eat well-balanced, nutritious data. Avoid formaldehyde, excessive kerosene, and other stimulants. Always be kind and gentle with yourself - be a friendly robot to yourself!
WHO’S AFRAID OF HUMANS?The social debate raging about the question “Can humans be trusted?” is taking a new turn. Prof. Mwumwu-123 of the reputable College of Fixed Values has proven with his simulation program “Organic Brother” that the same human reacts differently in identical situations. nw. Based on Mwumwu-123’s findings, an interpartisan group within the “Council of Intelligent and Not-so Intelligent Creatures” (CINIC) has requested that humans be expelled from the Council on the grounds that they operate in a not-deterministic way. The spokesbeing of the group, a communication terminal of the computer planet Petatron that is correctly addressed as “Her Mechanicalness”, declared before the press: “You can never know what they (the humans, nw.) will do next. Even themselves they don’t know what they will do next. This is not intelligent. It is destructive.” “On the contrary!” retorts the coalition that defends the humans. “We have always known that machines are stupid, stupid, stupid! You have no creativity, no will. Your emotions are programmed. Your every move could be predicted if there was a machine greater than you.” Shifting balance The debate is still open, but the consense is beginning to shift against the humans. As their achievements are reviewed in a new light, it remains undisputed that they made an important contribution to the creation of emotionally and volitionally independent dry creatures. But that’s it. Their behaviour towards ecosystems and among themselves shows only too clearly at which evolutionary level they have stagnated. |
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