Dental hygiene is essential

DENTAL HYGIENE IS MENTAL HYGIENE

Dental practitioners in Droolin have discovered that deposits on the dental surfaces increase the probability to suffer from delirium and other types of distorted perception and interpretation of the environment.

nw. The findings have alarmed the Mostors, the inhabitants of Droolin, who carry their teeth outside their heads. In fact the surface of their bodies consists mainly in teeth, which can be explained by their nutritional habits. Because the planet does not support any plant life, the Mostor had to adapt by assimilating directly rocks and stones. It is a little known fact that it was them who invented mineral water.

In fashionable Mostor circles dental parties are held, where participants use a Zerfing chisel to scale plaque off each others teeth.

The Droolin Surgeon General recommends: If you have teeth, clean them. And if you don’t have any – lucky you!

IS THAT A FISH ON YOUR SHOULDER?

The controversial band “Plumplum” is breaking more records. No other band has been able to imitate their revolutionary Flop style.

nw. Plumplum’s blockbuster hit “Ho-o-hop” has been number 1 of the charts for twelve weeks already and shows potential to climb still higher.

It is the band's amazing vibro clips, live stunts and the fact that the group is worshipped by teenaged plasmettes that is the foundation of their critical appeal. Plumplum’s unequivocal identity is dominated by their unusual make-up and curly nose hair.

This band is controversial

Alas-5, lead performer of Plumplum, has gained cult status, although – he has disclosed this himself – he still believes in Santa Claus. His mastery of ruined garbage-collector-poetry and extortive distortion remains unparalleled.

Their latest pod-jingle ("No, enough!") has attained universal sales of two billion, which was a commercial disappointment, especially when stacked against the 28 billion they moved with their earlier jingle “Why fly?”

Their coming smash hit “Is that a fish on your shoulder or are you just glad to see me?” is an anti-anthem. This song will stay with you for years! You simply can get it out of your system again, once you have heard it full blast.