CABBAGE PLANET IN NEW PAWSSpacefox has inherited an entire planet from an old lady. Clumsie Cloot, a rich, childless widow had seen a report about the nothing research mission on Space Channel. sf. In her last will Ms. Cloot declared: “I want to give all my worldly goods to Spacefox because he is so cute – and because he reminds me of Stinker, my dear companion that has been with me in the glory of my days – oh – oh.” In the objective observer’s view, the similarities between Spacefox and the deceased’s pet dog Stinker are minimal. But be that as it may, Spacefox, the navigator of nothing, woke up one morning and found himself to be the proud owner of a planet. Spacefox’s planet is officially registered as 4XTT56, but because of its vast plantations of Brassica oleracea, it is better known as the Cabbage Planet. As soon as his navigational duties allowed, Spacefox made a journey to visit his new heritage, including the 366’770 hectares of good cabbage land. Gravity is low on the Cabbage Planet, and the soil fertile. Therefore the cabbages grow very tall, taller than Spacefox.
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On sunny days, you can hear someone merrily whistling the old tune among the cabbage heads “Going to Montana soon, gonna be a Sauerkraut Tycoon …”
Spacefox talking a walk on his new property. |
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